YoYoSpot

           As I  matureI've learned that you  cannot make
                    someone love you. All you can do is
               stalk them and hope they  panic and give in.

               I've learned that no matter how much I care,
                      some  people are just assholes.

                     I've learned that it takes years
                   to build  up trust, and it only takes
                   suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

                     I've learned that you can get by
                    on charm for about fifteen minutes.
                 After that, you'd better have a big willy
                              or huge boobs.

                     I've  learned that you shouldn't
                   compare yourself to others - they are
                     more  screwed up than you think.

                  I've learned that you can keep vomiting
                   long after you think you're finished.

                   I've learned that we are  responsible
                for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

                     I've learned  that regardless of
                  how hot and steamy a relationship is at
              first, the  passion fades, and there had better
                   be a lot of money to take its place!

                  I've learned that 99% of the time when
                something isn't working in  your house, one
                            of your kids did it

                I've learned that the people you  care most
                 about in life are taken from you too soon
           and all the less  important ones just never go away.